Hilarious story I picked up from the Sun. couple having sex in the woods were viciously beaten with sticks and batons by a gang of yobs. One of the gang laughed and shouted: “What the f**k are you doing, you whore.” Keely Hill, 22, and her partner were left bruised and shocked by the unprovoked attack. They were at a rave in fields in Brighton when they decided to sneak off for an al fresco romp.
“It was totally gratuitous and random," she said. My friend and I went off to have sex in the woods and then, suddenly, these blokes came over and started shouting. These youths were just out to cause trouble and attack people for no reason and we were just in the wrong place at the wrong time.
“I decided to speak out to help police identify those responsible, it was premeditated and obscene. Woops what's obscene her sex act or the beating?