1 Million Dollar Cherry

Natalie Dylan is selling her virginity online. Intriguingly, the 22-year-old San Diego woman, who already holds a B.S. in women's studies, Ms. Dylan got her undergraduate degree in “women’s studies” at Sacramento State University and plans to use the proceeds of her Bunny Ranch virginity sale to get a master’s degree.

“I understand some people will condemn me … but I think this is empowering. I’m using what I have to better myself. ”

Natalie says she’s already taken a polygraph test to prove her virginal status and is also willing to undergo a medical exam, although hymens can be surgically reconstructed.

“I don’t think auctioning my virginity will solve all my problems, but it will create some financial stability,” the 22-year-old brunette told reporters. “I’m ready for the controversy … I’m ready to do this.”

“Through this process I’m not just looking for the highest bidder,” Dylan says about her Bunny Ranch virginity auction, adding, “I’m looking for someone who is a genuine, overall nice person.”

Preferably one with a lot of chump change handy…

The Moonlite Bunny Ranch is a massive brothel, staffed by as many as 500 prostitutes, that calls itself “the de-virginising capital of America”.

So Boys if you have a million to spare Natalie’s Cherry is your for the popping. Link

Safe sex can kill you!

Borat took Wembley Stadium by storm

TWENTY Borats took Wembley Stadium by storm dressed in mankinis ahead of England’s clash with Kazakhstan. the lookalikes arrived on The Sun’s open topped bus to greet fans turning up for the match, complete with black wigs and handlebar moustaches.

The Sun has teamed up with cancer charity Orchid to raise awareness of prostate cancer among men. Our band of Borats handed out leaflets and wristbands as thousands of supporters swarmed the home of English football. Cool gesture for a good cause.

Credit crunch is blamed for rise in viagra sales in City of London

Now this is even funnier, CITY workers are suffering in the bedroom just as much as the boardroom it was revealed today – with sales of sex potions rising by 400 PER CENT.

Job losses and financial strife brought on by the global credit crunch have seen a 250 per cent rise in national sales of herbal Viagra over the last two weeks. But the biggest increase has taken place in London as city slickers look to beat their woes by spicing up their sex life. Sales in the capital have rocketed by 400 per cent over the past fortnight – according to adult store Private Shops – the biggest rise in more than a decade. Private Shops spokeswoman Sally Barker said: ”The sales are incredible. We haven't experienced anything like this since the 90s. ”With all the uncertainty over jobs, mortgages and savings, men are clearly turning to sex to have some fun. ”Our London outlets have seen the biggest sales spike. We've had to bring in extra supplies to cope. Sales are up 420 per cent across the capital. Sally Barker added: ”Turn over of fantasy items has increased 150 per cent on average over the past month nationally with London seeing the biggest rise. ”French maid and fireman outfits, nurses uniforms, rubber and leather - they are all flying out of the stores.

"With all the uncertainty and job losses in the City, men are snapping the stuff up.” 

Women should be wishing for a market crash everyday, as it seems its driving men wild.

Attacked while romping

Hilarious story I picked up from the Sun. couple having sex in the woods were viciously beaten with sticks and batons by a gang of yobs. One of the gang laughed and shouted: “What the f**k are you doing, you whore.” Keely Hill, 22, and her partner were left bruised and shocked by the unprovoked attack. They were at a rave in fields in Brighton when they decided to sneak off for an al fresco romp.

“It was totally gratuitous and random," she said. My friend and I went off to have sex in the woods and then, suddenly, these blokes came over and started shouting. These youths were just out to cause trouble and attack people for no reason and we were just in the wrong place at the wrong time.

“I decided to speak out to help police identify those responsible, it was premeditated and obscene. Woops what's obscene her sex act or the beating?

Katy Perry’s lyrics of “I kissed a girl” are getting kids into trouble!

It may seem hypocritical: Cheerleader, whose primary purpose is to look sexy while screaming and dancing, while a flock of young men are engaged in a sport is one of USA's most popular institutions.
When three Texan Cheerleader entered performed a dance routine to this summer's big hit, Katy Perry  'I Kissed A Girl'  the immediate result was a suspension from all future sporting events at school.
'I Kissed A Girl'  was considered a lesbian theme song and did not play well in the Bible belt-school. We liked the song, we liked to dance to it. It was fun. There was no hidden message. We would just dancing around, "said one of the suspended Cheerleader. Go figure how American think!

Prohibition Ad

If you were around in 1919 (just before prohibition started) and came upon the following poster

Seriously would you quit drinking?

Absolutely Correct

W-air express yourself the Lebanese way!!!

This is not for the faint hearted, content of this post uses explicit Lebanese Language, and daily dialect using common words, so if you are easily offended please close this browser page.

W'air (W-air) Pronunciation: woo-air
Function: undefined Date: unknown 1:
Term used to release extreme feelings of frustration.
2: Common usage is proven to reduce stress and increase general well being.

Expression Example
Normal : oh no I lost my keys Improved : W’air I lost my keys
English Equivalent I love you : W’air feek shoo b7ibak !
Some Useful Expressions:I miss you: W’air shou mishtaklak!
What happened?: W’air shoo sar?
What's wrong with you?!?: W’air bi shaklak
What's wrong?: W’air shoo fee?
W'air have you been??: W’air waynak?
Turn on the AC: W’air shoo fee shob!
The AC is not working!: W’air condition!
How could you do that?!: W’air shoo beik ya zalameh!
Please come back later: W’air ma shayifneh mashghoul
I have a hang over: W’air minteik albeh
Are you ok? W’air shoo beik?
Why haven't you called me?: W’air ma pta3reef it’talfeen
What an idea!! : W’air malla fikra!
Please reconsider: W’air ma bee-seer!
Where do I begin?: W’air do i start?
Please come back later: W’air ma shayifneh mashghoul
Don’t be a stranger: W’air ma tkhaleena nishtaklak
Of course!: W’air walaw!
It gets better!: W’air ba3id ma shifit shee!

So if you would like to brush up on your lebanese go to W'air bihal link.

True Biker Story. Hilarious.

In the News-Tribune, Editor/Publisher Rebecca Tudley writes this true story. “The way my friend told it, this guy pushed his motorcycle from the patio into his living room where he began to clean the engine with some rags and a bowl of gasoline. When he finished, he sat on the motorcycle and decided to start it to make sure everything was still Ok. Unfortunately the bike started in gear and crashed through the glass patio door with him still clinging to the handlebars. His wife came running at the noise and found him crumpled on the patio badly cut from shards of broken glass. She called 911 and the paramedics transported the guy to the emergency room.

Later that afternoon after many stitches had pulled her husband back together, the wife brought him home and put him to bed. She cleaned up the mess in the living room and dumped the bowl of gasoline in the toilet. Shortly thereafter, her husband woke up, lit a cigarette and went into the bathroom. He sat down and tossed the cigarette into the toilet which promptly exploded because the wife had not flushed the gasoline away. The explosion blew the man through the bathroom door. The wife heard the explosion and her husband screams. She ran into the hall and found him lying on the floor with his trousers blown away and burns on his buttocks. The wife again ran to the phone and called for an ambulance.

The same 2 paramedics were dispatched to the scene. They loaded the husband on the stretcher and began carrying him to the street. One of them asked the wife how the injury had occurred. When told them, they began laughing so hard that they dropped the stretcher and broke the guy’s collarbone”. Talk about instant Karma….

Harley Davidson, Bolivia Style!

Everybody loves Harley Davidson, but very few afford one. Some locals in Bolivia, which are included in the last category, thought to make their own motorcycles, they get a 10 for creativity!!!

Nasty Grannies

Everytime someone gets on a Harley they wanna assume the bad boy image. Del Fuego beware there is a new gang in town.

Reducing the risk of car rear ending Bikes

I got to say this will really grind traffic to a halt and saves lives in the process :)